French people, the top cowards in Europe

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Used to be defeated, French are the champions of ‘dihimi’ in Europe. In each conflict that appears all over the world, they always support the side that calls louder and with more violence for the destruction of USA. As good cowards, French hope to be spared, when they kneel down in front of their enemies. Pétain, cooperating with the nazis, left a tradition that is honored by the French, nowadays: to help exterminate the Jews.

150 Responses to French people, the top cowards in Europe

  1. Filomeno says:

    El Mariscal Petain, Héroe de Verdún, no fue cobarde, aunque así lo diga José Bono Martínez

  2. jerome says:

    You probably had a long period of meditation before to say something like that? Or you you’ve just repeated what said an old fascist, still (after 70 years) beleaving the same, like an alcoholic locked on its lamp-post… Well, if it was meditation, you must be very young…

  3. I’m sorry to have to say this but yes French are cowards they are also the most ungrateful nation in the world.Anerica and England saved thier skins in ww2 and have they ever said thankyou or lifted a finger to help us no .If only there aragent cowardly atitude equaled there bravery but alas they are all cowards ,We should have let hitler keep france seeing as they folded so easily.

    • Winston Churchill loved French you know? Using his name...you're shameless says:

      I’m sorry to have to say this but you’re a complete idiot racist.
      You just hide behind supposition and lie.
      But I don’t want to argue, cause stupid racist are stupid.
      Thinking French are cowards, and arrogant, and not thankfull about help they received just prove it.

      Get a brain, a life, some respect, or just some education.

      And don’t tell you’re “sorry”, because it’s obvious you’re not. You’re just a flaming racist who just want to french-bashed, and hide himself being some false respect like “oh i’m sorry to say”.

      Freaking ignorant…get knowledge before talking about other countries…

      • Ok…you wrote all that….and not ONE shred of evidence countering what he said!!!!!!!

      • Tim says:

        I’m
        Sorry that I
        Must inform you that French is not a race. You are truly a very stupid human being that cannot even form a proper sentence. So it stands to reason you are stupid enough to think French is a race.

      • Tom slick says:

        Only a moron thinks the French are a race of people. Liberalism is a mental deficiency. What the French are is a nation of cowards, cheese eating surrender monkeys. As long as terrorism happens in France that’s a good thing. After all the French scum where such losers in World War Two they actuall have their dirty country to Adolf Hitler without a fight.
        Hahahaha

      • Tom Williams says:

        French Military History in a Nutshell
        Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
        Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare – “France’s armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen.”
        Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
        Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
        Thirty Years’ War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
        War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
        The Dutch War: Tied.
        War of the Augsburg League/King William’s War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
        War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
        American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as “de Gaulle Syndrome”, and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: “France only wins when America does most of the fighting”.
        French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
        The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
        The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France’s ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
        WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it’s like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn’t call her “Fraulein.” Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
        WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
        War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
        Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -“We can always beat the French.” This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
        War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.

      • Tom says:

        Your so fucking stupid you don’t even know the French are not a race. Hahahaha

      • David Duke says:

        you nare an asshole, certainly a democrat, socialist and nigger lover. The French are a race sui generis….whit skin but the morals and courage of the nigger. The ONLY people ever to publicly support anti semitism. They cowered gleefully in the face of 6 million George Flloyds. If not for us, they’s be eating Vienerschnitzel and singing Deutchlan uber Allis. Get you liberal head out of your ass. The day will come soon when this liberal baclash, fed by the need to find a reason to un seat Trump, will be combatted and we’ll see who the winner is. So fuck you, traitor.

    • Traveler says:

      Get your dick out of your ass and start thinking properly.
      French are brillant., One of the most wonderful nation on this planet.
      Loser!

      • bob bonneau says:

        How did US and UK bail out France in WWII? I realize that the USSR bailed out the UK and gave US an almost free ride vs NAZIs and Tojo. … And the French of course held back Hitler’s Panzer Armies at Dunkirk so the anglo-saxon Brits could bug out. <- Is that what you mean?

      • terry says:

        Traveler is obviously a young uneducated asshole with a French g/f. Go to the history books boy and open your eyes.

      • Tim says:

        Having ones penis in ones own anus is something the French pride themselves on. You see they are very supportive of sexual perversion such as homosexuality and child moleststion,
        They are not brilliant , they have a 1000 year history of being cowards, the Vietnamese frog marched their entire worthless army from Diem Bien Phu, and they have Adolf hitter their entire country during World War Two without a shot fired. Those are just two examples of the stupidity of the French.

      • Tom slick says:

        The dirty French cowards have a 1000 year history of losing wars. The dick suckers got frog marched out of Vietnam too, remember diem bien Phu?
        Frenchies live for dicks up their ass. They even need a foreign legion to try and defend themsrlves because they refuse to do it themselves.
        Fuck the French and terrorism that happens there is a god thing,
        All of Europe will be known as Eurabia soon anyway when the Muslims take your dirty land.

      • Tom Williams says:

        The French are the kings of dicks in their ass
        French Military History in a Nutshell
        Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
        Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare – “France’s armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen.”
        Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
        Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
        Thirty Years’ War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
        War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
        The Dutch War: Tied.
        War of the Augsburg League/King William’s War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
        War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
        American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as “de Gaulle Syndrome”, and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: “France only wins when America does most of the fighting”.
        French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
        The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
        The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France’s ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
        WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it’s like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn’t call her “Fraulein.” Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
        WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
        War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
        Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -“We can always beat the French.” This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
        War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.

      • Tom says:

        France sucks and the French suck worse than their dirty little Dick sucking cowardly country. Soon the Muslims are going to take them over anyway. France will be part of Eurabia soon.

    • MyNameJeff says:

      Lol, the French saved your ass at Dunkirk in 1940. The French are pressured as they are RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO GERMANY!!! They won WW1 for the Brits and you know it.

  4. Disgusted by your ignorance says:

    You have obviously never visited France.

    There are monuments all over the country thanking soldiers from other countries for their help during the wars. I lived in France for three years. The French were always ready to help me as an American in their country. The French are proud but so are all the other people in the world. I am American, but I think Americans are as ungrateful and arrogant as you descriped the French. Let us not forget that without the help of the French during the Revolutionary War there would never have been an United States of America. Don’t believe me? Read about your own history.

    The French are grateful. However, that doesn’t mean they have to do everything the US says. By the way, the French were RIGHT about Iraq. It is not being a coward to go to war over lies that is called being INTELLIGENT.

    Just so you know…Russia would have stopped Hitler even if D-day never happened.

    • Mortal Engines says:

      Right you let me break it down russia did not stop germany the germans reached moscow by october. Had they stayed there they would have won its a fact but hitler foolishly sent them to take the oil fields, there was no one defending the oil fields. They could have taken the oil fields at any time, that mistake. only that lost the war, it was the russian weather, not the russian army who beat the germans. the russian army, like the french was a disgrace.

      • Traveler says:

        Russia won the war you moron. As usual, the states did almost nothing but reformatted it all.

    • Oh really says:

      Ha the French did fuck all in the war of independance

    • Kayla says:

      Thank you. I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one who realizes France’s contributions to history. If it hadn’t been for them, we’d still be under British rule. I for one am sick and tired of all the jokes against the French. I may be American by birth, but I have French blood on both sides of my family. My whole life, I’ve been dealing with “frog” jokes. I am moving to France this summer and I am looking forward with joy to being a part of French society.

      • Rocky says:

        you know after Americans liberated the fench,,,the french wanted to have a big parade,, Well the Americans were t o be honored and lead down the the Champ Elizee,,well the fench strongly objected and they said They wanted to be in frony of the the parade or no parade…ha ha..And after the war all the euro countries allowed the Americans to stay…but the fench said..get out youve youve overstayed your welcome…The US Sec of State relied.. Shall we take our buried youg soldiers too?
        How are the cowardly rude fench working out for ya,,,,tell them ur American…

      • Kris says:

        Just so you know, During WW2 the french made a big deal of how the so called “Resistance” did SO much to help the war effort. Then when the allies liberated Paris, De Gaulle acted how he helped all along liberate france with the resistance. The French strongly opposed americans in their country and actually enjoyed German occupation. Who are you to say what would have happened without french help? What has happened already happened and no one can really know what would have happened in a “what if” case.

  5. Disgusted by your ignorance says:

    I forgot the not in It is not being a coward to NOT go to war over lies…

    To be honest, I think it is stupid to attack another country of people you know nothing about no matter who you are or where you are from.

    All the people in the world are really not different from each other. We all want and need the same things. Our governments are all greedy and evil. We all try to raise our children the best we can and most of us try to educate ourselves and understand one another.

    We are all human. Period.

  6. John Smith says:

    Don’t know if the French are cowards or just stupid. They’ve picked several wars with Germany. As individuals Germans are generally bigger and stronger than Frenchmne. The German national character is much tougher and more resolute than the French one. Designing and making wepaons is largely about a nations engineering talent. The Germans are amongst the worlds best engineers, the French are amongst the worlds worst.
    Before they started fighting Germany they picked wars with the English. In order to fight each other both countries had to cross the English channel. The English navy was always so powerful that France never had a hope of invading England whereas the English could land soldiers to fight the French whenever and wherever they liked.

    • elie de rosen says:

      I don’t know what planet you live on. The Germans have never been “bigger and stronger” than the French. The German national character is by no means more than resolute than the French one. And the French engineers are among the best, not the worst, in the world.

      • terry says:

        The guy is right. The French are cowards. They rounded up their own Jews and handed them to the Nazis. They begged the Nazis not to bomb Paris. Degaulle hid in London til Paris was liberated then had his triumphant home coming. He promptly barred Britain from joining the common market until after his death. So many people haven’t read enough especially the frogs themselves.Hope u like horse meat, snails and frogs.

    • Traveler says:

      Poor John Smith. How on earth can someone be so unaware, so uneducated, simply put, so stupid.
      American?

      • Tom says:

        The French have been cowards for years
        French Military History in a Nutshell
        Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
        Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare – “France’s armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen.”
        Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
        Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
        Thirty Years’ War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
        War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
        The Dutch War: Tied.
        War of the Augsburg League/King William’s War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
        War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
        American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as “de Gaulle Syndrome”, and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: “France only wins when America does most of the fighting”.
        French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
        The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
        The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France’s ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
        WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it’s like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn’t call her “Fraulein.” Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
        WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
        War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
        Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -“We can always beat the French.” This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
        War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.

    • MyNameJeff says:

      Picked wars? Germany invaded France in WW2, as well as declared war on them in WW1 for absolutely no fucking reason. And, out of the 123 wars fought between Britain and France, France won 63, and Britain won 60. Overall, the French are a better fighting nation

      • Tom says:

        Wrong
        French Military History in a Nutshell
        Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
        Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare – “France’s armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen.”
        Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
        Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
        Thirty Years’ War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
        War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
        The Dutch War: Tied.
        War of the Augsburg League/King William’s War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
        War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
        American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as “de Gaulle Syndrome”, and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: “France only wins when America does most of the fighting”.
        French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
        The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
        The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France’s ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
        WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it’s like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn’t call her “Fraulein.” Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
        WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
        War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
        Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -“We can always beat the French.” This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
        War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.

  7. Donnn Cherrry says:

    They are cowards in hockey too.

  8. Paul says:

    You’re a fucking idiot.

  9. Rodrigo says:

    France lost a whole gerneration of men in WW1, American helped wase considerabuly small, yes u saved them in WW2 but France faced the brunt of the German Empires forces, German troops dint loot London or New york, they looted france, they lost 1,397,800 men, whille america lost 116,708, the French death whase about 5% of the total population of france at the time.

    The French actually had a verry large empire, a big chunck of eastren africa belonged to them.

    • Jack Duffy says:

      Bullshit. The French folded up so “gay Paree”would not be harmed. While the States and U.K. endured rationing, the French never did. They whiled away the hours at the cafes, and lets not forget the attitude towards the Jews. Why is France on the security council at the U.N. They are no power economically, militarily, or morally. They should be replace by either Brazil or India

      • Tom Paine says:

        By your logic, I’m sure you admire the Iraqis who fought an overwhelming occupation force against all odds, without air support or a navy. Otherwise you’d consider them the same kind of cowards you accuse the French of being. Right?

      • Traveler says:

        American education. You are so stupid. So limited. So dumb.

  10. General George S. Patton says:

    “I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.”
    ~ General George S. Patton

  11. Unknown says:

    Never Surrender –

  12. Frenchvalour says:

    The french have advanced technology, and have some of the hardest bastards around in their military. i would rather have a an equal platoon of french than usa or british to fight an equal force of other troops.
    Take Sebastien Chabal. he is not in the military, but would anally rape you at rugby time after time.
    so fuck all you stupid ignorant sterotypical fucks who consider france a cowardly country.

    • Please says:

      FrechValor. Are you joking me, you’d rather have a platoon of french soldiers than a platoon of American or British soldiers? Just so you know this is exactly what people are talking about when they speak of french arrogance. Look, the fact is while France has been dodging wars since WWII (not that I blame them) the US has been actively seeking them. There is no military on the planet with more combat experience under their belt than the Americans. Hate them or love them war is what they are about, and they are good at it. Tactically they have won just about every engagement they have entered, its only because of some level headed politicians that they have not completely destroyed several countries. Iraq, Afganhistan and Vietnam for example. Every single military engagement in all three of these country’s has ended with a tactical win by the American’s. In operation desert storm when Iraq invaded Kuwait, Iraq at that time was the fourth largest enemy to the United States in the world, and do you know how long it took the Americans to force them out of Kuwait and force a surrender? 100 hours. The fourth largest enemy in the world defeated in under 100 hours. In Kuwait, South Korea and Vietnam, by the time the US got involved all three of these nations had been COMPLETELY over run, all the way to the waters edge. And even with the backing of the Soviet Union helping Iraq, N. Korean, and N. Vietnam, the US was still able to push back the enemy forces to their original borders in all three examples within weeks of arriving. I have lived in America and it is a warriors culture. US CITIZENS (not even their military) purchase over half of the weapons manufactured in the world each year. There are more LICENSED gun owners in America then there is the ENTIRE population of the UK. And most states in the U.S. dont require a license to carry a gun, so think about just how many armed CITIZENS we are talking about. No other civilization in the history of our planet has been as obsessed with warfare as the Americans. This is what happens when all the poor and villified people of other nations migrate to one country. America was formed by lower class citizens who’s hard work did not pay off in their home countries and to save themselves they came to America to find a new life. It is not an understatement to say that Americans are fanatical in their willingness to shed blood to protect their freedoms. They are eager to attack anything that looks like it might even become a threat. And many european perspectives dont even realize how much Americans are engaged in combat in South American countries as well. Look it is not that European or Asian country’s are cowards or that our military’s are weak, but we do other things well, the USA… well, they do war.

      • Ian says:

        I am an American gun owner who has much more respect for a European Football hooligan who fights with bottles, knives, and fists than our own pussies who pull drivebys

      • Traveler says:

        Amerikka is a big killer. Cowar killers. They kill from far and massacre everything. No class, no dignity, just pure and hainous fascism.

      • Ruben says:

        Le fait mon jeune amis incredule que nous soyons nommés en temps que arrogant est le simple fait que nous avons et il faut le reconnaître un passé plutot glorieux. La France est un des pays les plus vieux du monde et c’est pourquoi nous nous mettons en valeur. Mais nous ne sommes pas le seul peuple avec une histoire tel , il y a la Chine , l’Allemagne ou encore l’espagne et le japon. La France est le deuxieme fourniteur d’armes militaire au monde. Nous sommes reconnue comme ayant la meilleur technologie en matière d’aviation et de navigation. La france a , aussi le nombre de victoire le plus grand de l’histoire d’europe si ce n’est du monde elle a gagner de nombreuse guerre comme la guerre de cents ans, la guerre suivant la revolution française contre TOUTE les monarchie de l’epoque ( Autriche, Prusse, Espagne, Grande-Bretagne et Italie ) , la premiere guerre et la seconde guerre mondiale , les guerres napoléoniennes, la guerre d’algerie ( perdu seulement sur le plan politique ) , et surtout la guerre de william le batard duc de normandie et prétendant du royaume d’angleterre qui remporta contre le roi d’angleterre et qui devins le roi a son tours sous le nom tres connue de guillaume le conquerant. A ce moment la langue anlaise commença a se former et ainsi la langue anglaise se compose de 70% de mot français ou y provenant. Ce n’est pas comme les Etats-Unis qui , je les aimes bien quand meme ^^ , qui sont la “plus GRANDE PUISSANCE militaire mondiale “et qui non Que tres rarement si se n’est pas gagner une guerre a eux tous seul : irak, corée , vietnam etc.

    • thomas cook says:

      The french lost 5.7 million men during ww2. that is the main reason they were unable to stop the blitz kreig. they fought bravely enough but were simply not yet on an equal war -footing with the germans

    • terry says:

      Spoken like a true stupid Frenchman. They are hated worldwide.

    • Tom says:

      Rugby is a gay sport. France is gay and they are a country if dick sucking homosexuals.

  13. AJBT says:

    “If it wasn’t for the Yanks, you’d be Krauts”
    “France would be a wonderful country if it weren’t for the French”
    “Q: What can a Frenchman do within 10 seconds? A: Surrender”

    No one cares if you get help from the French or if you have been to/live in France. Fact is, France, as a nation, turned around, bent over, and took it up the a.. from the Nazis. There is documented proof that there were more French Nazi sympathizers than there were French resistance fighters. I salute those brave men and women who fought against tyranny and oppression for a country that does not deserve them. But the rest just let the Germans walk in and take over their entire country with no fight.

    Also, it was America, USSR, and England who took France back, as well as the other German-occupied countries, yet the French act arrogantly, as if they single-handedly won the war themselves. They think of Americans as being filth, yet if it wasn’t for America, the French would be saluting the black, red, and yellow instead of that wannabe American flag they call the “drapeau tricolore”.

    Not only are the French cowards, but they are also arrogant, pompous, hypocrites. And to anyone who opposes this comment, do not call me or my statement here “ignorant”. Why? Because it’s not an opinion, it’s a FACT.

    • thomas cook says:

      if the nazi had landed on the shores of new jersey in 1940 do you really imagine that the Americans would have faired any better than the french forces? there was not an army in the world in 1940 that could stand up to the blitz kreig. the only thing that saved russia was the sheer size of it’s country and population.

    • Traveler says:

      Russia won the war. The US came late and did little beside killing en masse in Japan. As for Britain, she is so overrated, it’s not even funny.
      You sound arrogant, dumb, uneducated, pompous, hypocrite (we gave you a country) and a tat fascist.

    • MyNameJeff says:

      Oh, the ignorance. They didn’t just GIVE UP in WW2. They lost over 200,000 men in 1940, almost as much as the Americans during the ENTIRE war, after shooting down 1,000 German planes. They didn’t want a repeat of WW1, because they lost 1.4 million brave men, so they surrendered.

    • patbona says:

      The problem of the French army back then was its own command. They were using outdated ww1 tactics against Germans in ww2 and this led to the French surrender.

  14. Frenchvalour says:

    AJBT u r a sterotypical fuck. u say ALL french are arrogant pompous hypocrites. u obviously know no french people and you judge on your shit theorys. As Rodrigo said, the kraut scum looted france, burned OUR villages, killed OUR towns, and it was the government at the time who rolled over, not the men inside. Ever heard of ‘La resistance’? average men in france hated the germans, and killed them at any chance; they set roadside bombs for the nazi convoys, laid ambushes and traps etc. and they were effective. much like the USA poking their noses in business thats not theres e.g. afghanistan now. In WW the americans only jumped in to ‘save us all’ because one of their ferrys with civilians on got torpedoed my germans. They may have stepped in at last minute. what then? it could have been too late as germany would have taken britain if US didnt wake up if it involved them.
    What a load of shit about the french flag you speak. sterotypical dumb fuck. oh yeah its just like americas flag with stars all over it. if that was the case you could say that the netherlands, russia, croatia, korea and paraguay are all copying america you prick.
    We took more casualties than america by far as we had to take the hit not america.
    The french also were heavily involved with the knights templar converting many to christians effectively, so dont give me that bullshit that all french are cowards scum.

    • ChabalOwnsUall says:

      ‘only in America would a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance’
      ‘A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along the road. A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely alive.

      They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.

      “Well,” he whispered, “I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, ‘Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!’

      He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, ‘Bill Clinton is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash too!'”

      “We were standing there shaking hands in the middle of the road when the truck hit us.”

    • Oh really says:

      “La resistance” was a joke. De gaul fled France Jean Moulin took over then got fucked by the Gestapo head Klaus Barbie (Barbie later caught Che Guvera.

    • Kayla says:

      I like the way you think. I will forever wave the French flag. I have forever loved France and am sick and tired of the endless jokes.

    • Bob Koffman says:

      I am an American and I love all of the countries debated here. I would be shocked if every citizen of every country is not proud of his own country and thinks that others who express it of theirs are arrogant.

      I remember the French who aided my country in the Revolution and the glory of French Arms in the First Empire.

      I remember that the French were conquered in 1940 by a powerful military. They fought gallantly and were defeated.

      I remember the British who fought in “Flanders Field” and stood-to at Roarks Drift.

      I remember the Doughboys of World War I who caused the stalemate of death to be ended.

      I remember the Americans coming to the aid of Europe with the lives of Their sons and their resources in defeating the scourge of the the Nazis.

      I remember the succor provided by Americans to a starving Europe after WWII when they really didn’t have to.

      I remember the service of American soldiers in preventing the Soviet Union from taking over all of their countries.

      I believe that those who are answering the question of which country is more arrogant don’t remember these things. I do.

  15. Ukpride says:

    english military history

    Boudicca’s rebellion AD 61: The Britons are roused by a spirited lass and revolt. Unfortunately, their men were not half as brave as her and surrendered. This makes the Britons the first nation to have been defeated four times by the Italians.

    Anglo-Saxon invasion 5th century AD: No longer having the Romans to defend them, the Britons swiftly cave in to the Anglo-Saxons. In other words, they surrender to themselves.

    Viking invasions 8th-11th century AD: The English swiftly surrender to the Vikings, recurring to bribes in order to save their sorry asses. The Danes establish the Danelaw, a series of territories surrendered to them by the English, and receive frequent, massive bribes known as the Danegeld just to keep quiet. The English lost thousands of pounds in gold out of cowardice.

    Norman conquest 1066 AD: The English surrender to the French after the battle of Hastings in what may be their swiftest surrender yet. The English elites proceed to speak French and be ruled by French kings for centuries.

    Civil wars 11th-12th centuries AD: The English kick their own asses, culminating in the surrender of the English to the English.

    Third Crusade 1189-1192 AD: Richard the Lionhearted (or chickenhearted?) surrenders to Saladin; he then proceeds to be captured by Austrians and is ransomed for a fortune.

    Bouvines 1214 AD: The English get their asses handed to them by the French, and thereby surrender Normandy.

    First Barons’ War 1215 AD: The English, in true English fashion, surrender to themselves. Honor is preserved, and the tradition of surrender is honored.

    Second Barons’ War 1264 AD: Likewise, Rule I of English War is confirmed: The English, lacking anyone else to surrender to, surrender to the English.

    First War of Scottish Independence 1297-1328 AD: The English get raped by their neighbors and surrender Scotland to them. In the battle of Bannockburn, Robert the Bruce invented the can opener.

    Second War of Scottish Independence 1332-1357 AD: The English simply don’t learn the lesson from their previous whipping and come back for more. As usual, they surrender.

    Hundred Years’ War 1337-1453 AD: The English surrender to the French, losing all their possessions in France save Calais, which they had received as a dowry. The most remarkable episode of all was the surrender of the English before a stubborn peasant girl. The English are extremely ashamed of this surrender and will refer you to the battles of Poitiers, Crécy and Agincourt… which, strangely, didn’t prevent them from getting bum rushed out of France.

    Wars of the Roses 1455-1485 AD: Two years after surrendering to the French, the English are left without a playmate and must resort to surrendering to themselves.

    Anglo-Spanish war 1585-1604 AD: The English, for a change, surrender to the Spanish. They develop a taste for their victors’ sangria and paella, and proclaim the national custom of going to Ibiza and getting wasted.

    Anglo-French War 1627-1629 AD: The English surrender to the French after a series of botched up naval expeditions. This great English tradition is nowadays known as “pulling a Dunkirk” and has proved to be a time-honored method to avoid total ridicule.

    English Civil Wars 1639-1651 AD: The English fight each other, and it is uncertain which side will surrender to which. Finally, the ugliest contender, Oliver Cromwell, wins, and obtains the surrender of the cavaliers.

    Second Anglo-Dutch War 1665-1667 AD: The English surrender to the Dutch, a country a fraction of their size.

    Third Anglo-Dutch War 1672-1674 AD: The English pull up their man-panties, only to get kicked by the Dutch once again. The English king considers planting tulips in Westminster.

    Nine Years’ War 1688-1697 AD: England joins an attempted gangbang of France by a large coalition of European nations, but fails. Fortunately, the English get to apply Rule II of English Warfare, which consists in blaming others for their defeats, and attributing themselves their allies’ victories.

    War of the Spanish Succession 1701-1714 AD: Another attempted gangbang against France. The English, delighted to have a plethora of foreign flunkies to use as cannon fodder, send minimal amounts of troops and spend their time claiming others’ victories. The gangbang, however, fails, and the Austrian pretender renounces the Spanish throne.

    War of Jenkins’ Ear 1739-1748 AD: The British forget their previous lesson about the Spanish, and, despite tremendous numerical superiority, get their asses handed to them by the Spanish at Cartagena de Indias: Over 10 British out of action for every Spaniard. The British manage to avoid surrender by reaching a vague settlement.

    Seven Years’ War 1756-1763 AD: The British celebrate what is perhaps their first real victory against the French. Their ego grows accordingly.

    American Revolutionary War 1775-1783 AD: The British get thrashed by a band of yokels with a little help from France and Spain. As a result, they surrender in Yorktown.

    French Revolutionary Wars 1793-1802 AD: The British, along with their continental allies, are unable to get the French revolutionaries out of France. They retaliate by writing The Scarlet Pimpernel, a young ladies’ novel.

    Napoleonic Wars 1803-1815 AD: The British decide to be cautious, and let their allies get killed for them in order to soften up Napoleon. After hundreds of thousands of Austrians, Russians, Prussians and Spaniards have died, they move in; after pulling a Dunkirk here and there, in a series of miraculous battles, they avoid their usual surrenders thanks to Spanish help in the Peninsula, as well as having their asses narrowly saved by the Prussians at Waterloo. The British, frustrated by their lack of heroism, proceed to develop some atrocious propaganda such as the Sharpe and Hornblower series.

    Anglo-Afghan War 1839-1842 AD: The British decide to try the latest fashion of picking on weak, less modernized countries; this results in them fleeing from Afghanistan, pursued by an old man with a rifle from The Desert Song and his Afghan Hound, Lassie.

    Crimean War 1854-1856 AD: The British honestly try to surrender, but are saved by the meddlesome French at Malakoff. They decided to celebrate, of all things, the Charge of the Light Brigade, probably one of the most absurd military cockups in history.

    Anglo-Persian war 1856-1857 AD: The British claim a tie, and award several Victoria crosses for good measure.

    The Pig War 1859 AD: An American farmer makes the British surrender the San Juan Islands. One of their most surprising surrenders to this day.

    Anglo-Zulu War 1879 AD: The British are put to the test and succeed when faced with an opponent armed with sharp pieces of fruit. This is a fine example of the time-honored British tradition of colonial warfare.

    First Boer War 1880-1881 AD: The British army surrenders to a rag-tag army of Boers.

    World War I 1914-1918 AD: Thanks to French tenacity, the war goes surprisingly well; far too well, claims the British High Command. They therefore send Churchill to Gallipoli to get a nice surrender for their nation. Unfortunately, the ANZAC corps are not British and put up a heroic fight. British hopes for surrender vanish, and they must settle for a retreat.

    Anglo-Irish War 1919-1921: The British surrender most of Ireland to the Irish; the shortage in potatoes causes a fish&chips famine nationwide.

    World War II 1939-1945: After having pledged to help the French, the British take the “English way out” and pull a Dunkirk; this is made possible by the sacrifice of the French army at the battle of Lille. After returning to Blightey like whipped curs, they proceed to attack the Germans with their most powerful weapons: Songs like We’ll hang the Washing on the Siegried Line or The White Cliffs of Dover. These songs account for the piercing of over 100,000 German eardrums.
    Likewise, the British decided to make a surrender à l’orientale, as it were, by surrendering 80,000 men in Singapore to the Japanese, and went for a stroll in North Africa where their army was chased by Rommel and a handful of determined Hitler Youths.
    After a long, dreary period of listening to Churchill and Lord Haw Haw, the British are finally rescued by the Americans.

    During the war, the English surrendered their supremacy at sea, which is nowadays being disputed by the Somali pirates and Canadian fishermen.

    Suez Crisis 1956: When reprimanded by the Americans, the British, despite having achieved local superiority thanks to the Israeli and French, decide that it is wiser to surrender.

    World War II (continued) 2005: Prince Harry, representing the British Army, dresses up as a nazi whilst surrounded by tarts, thereby surrendering to Hitler 60 years after the end of the war.

    Today: The British are in a tight spot: Do they surrender to the United States by refusing to invade Iraq, or do they face an eventual surrender there as well? The British took the second way, and the long-expected surrender against the Iraqis looms larger by the minute. Unless – pardon me – you would prefer to refer to their surrender as a Dunkirk, or better still, glorious tactical retreat.

    • Jack Duffy says:

      Good God, have you read any history at ALL!! First of all, It was not the britons that were defeated by the Romans, it was the Celts. Hard as nails, they had no chance (think Amerinds), not because of any character defects, but because of inferior technology and inadequate organization. The Normans were not French, stupid, they were Viking. William I great grandfather strolled down from Norway and said to the Franks, I’ll just take the province of Normandy, thank you very much. Pepin the short of the Franks knew better than to fight with a Nordic peoples, so he wisely folded his tent (think May, 1940). The Viking invasion. True, they did managed to conquer about half of England (does the term Danelaw ring a bell), but quickly abandoned their primitive culture to become English. Your “Briton”is a combination of the fierce Celtic warrior, the adventuresome and brave Scandinavian, and the organized and steadfast Saxon. Have another breadstick and glass of wine. You will be alright, the rest of the world continues to humor you, and you are more to be pitied than laughed at.

      • Traveler says:

        Poor Jack. You sound dumb and racist as well as uneducated.
        Give it a rest, you are a loser in ways French like me will never be.
        A simple test: how many languages do you speak?

      • Europe's a mess says:

        Traveler, this whole time all you’ve said amounts to: What you said is stupid, racist, and dumb, and it makes you seem uneducated. Give the sophisticated, educated, impeccable Frenchman you are, would you care to tell us how?

  16. Ukpride says:

    American military history,lol

    Independence war : won thanks to France
    1815 war : had their capital burnt to the ground
    War against Mexico : won against shoesless soldiers
    Civil war : If the South had won they could still claim they won the war, lol, how easy !
    WWI : came 6 month before the end of the war when the job was done.
    WWII : killed only about 6% of the Germans
    Panama invasion : elephant against mosquito
    Vietnam : fail
    Somalia : fail
    Irak : fail

    • So far from accurate says:

      UKPride, wow that was ignorant. 6% of the Germans! That is a ton considering we weren’t there that long! Ok, here we go.

      Independence – Cornwallis was already completely surrounded in a small ocean side fort by the time the French arrived, though we still give them credit for showing up.

      War of 1812 – Sorry, that was not a real war. That was a bluff that was created by Henry Clay and a group known as the War Hawks. They were sick of the Brits capturing tradeships and claiming that the men onboard were British deserters so that they could send them to war against Napoleon. The British attacked America when most Americans didn’t even realize there was a conflict; real brave.

      WWI – you think its a coincidence that the US showed up and 6 months later the war was over, haha. It was a stalemate before the Americans arrived to win the war. The Americans fought so valiantly in WWI that a famous WWII tank was named after our general, that general was General John Pershing.

      WWII – You are still British and you are not speaking German right now, enough said. The US had been supplying Allied war efforts for a long time. Finally when it was evident all of Europes combined forces could not stop Hitler, The USA entered the war full force. We fought on 2 major fronts unlike the Brits and were successful on both fronts taking on the Japanese as well as the Germans. Let us remember that Britain was on its heels and London in flames when Americans showed up and turned the tide. Major turning points in WWII were the Battle of Britain, the D-Day invasion and the Battle of Midway, ALL of which is when the United States fought.

      Invasion of Panama – Yes, we got Noriega, that’s another win.

      Vietnam – France had originally been the ones fighting N. Vietnam, we showed up to help them, then they bounced leaving us with everything to deal with. When we arrived North Vietnam had pushed all the way down to the ocean defeating the French. The Americans pushed the invading force (backed by the Soviet Union) all the way back to the original border. The US did not lose a single formal battle in Vietnam, though the french had lost several.

      Somalia – This was not a war or even a battle. Somalian warlords were terrorizing its own people and the ethiopians. The US showed up to help disperse supplies to Somalia’s citizens. We did not necessarily go in there to fight. But, who won you ask? 18 Americans died vs over 500 Somalian’s… you decide.

      Iraq – I’m sorry, I remember seeing Saddam Hussein hang by the neck. That’s another win. There is now only a handful of militants left in that country.

      UKPride, you should not be so insensitive to the enormous losses that Americans received defending you and yours.

      Also, the entire populations of the UK currently sits around 61 million. The conservative estimate for the amount of gun owners in the USA is 80 million. This does not count military or police personel. This is conservative because most Americans can buy and sell rifles and shotguns freely without having to report it to the government. That’s 80,000,000 gun owners, and doesn’t take into consideration that these 80 million own roughly 300 millions guns, enough to arm our entire nations population, yes, even the children and elderly. SO DONT MESS WITH US! haha

      • The truth says:

        How can you claim usa had anything to do with the Battle of Britain? First of all the battle of Britain was fort in 1940 when the Americans did not enter till 1941, and second the pilots of the raf with help from the Canadia,poland,Australia & newzeland won the battle.

      • The truth says:

        Furthermore what about the tank battles of El alamein when the British tank divisions beat Rommel superior panzer divisions?
        How long where the U.S. held in Guadalcanal and Iwo Jima?

    • Oh really says:

      Independence war : won thanks to France

      Fuck off France were shit and the French started Vietnam then got beaten by the Vietnamese(suprise suprise its the French) WW2 is debatable i say Hitler lost himself he was a great leader but the Russian winter not Russian army who were a joke defeated him

      • Traveler says:

        You stink dude. Don’t you ever wash your dirty mouth in the US beside raping, cuting and killing en masse little Itraqi girls?
        No wonder the world hate the US so much. You are such simple minded fascists and real mass killers..

      • Europe's a mess says:

        Traveler, this whole time all you’ve said amounts to: What you said is stupid, racist, and dumb, and it makes you seem uneducated. Give the sophisticated, educated, impeccable Frenchman you are, would you care to tell us how? I repeat what I stated up there. Would you care to tell us how? Or are you just going to rant? Wonder who sounds idiotic now.

  17. Comeonthen says:

    ‘without the help of the French during the Revolutionary War there would never have been an United States of America’- put that in your pipe and smoke it america. what do u mean ‘the french have been dodging wars throughout history’ i think our friend ‘UKpride’ answered that one whore. ha ha us civilians all hav guns!! lol what a peaceful nation how fitting, that us are in every war ever started, YET they still have to bring weapons in their OWN community at home! is that all the americans have for culture? war and weaponry? get a life america, open your eyes and prehaps bring a tiny shred of peace to your lands.
    The us should think before they start poking their noses into everything 😛

    • So far from accurate says:

      Actually yes. War and conflict is American culture and we have been generously sharing it with the world since our inception. Our nation was forged by war and we are willing to kill anyone that threatens our freedom, this includes our own government. THAT is why there are so many American gun owners because it is written in our constitution that we not only have the right but the OBLIGATION to overthrow our own government should it fail to represent the people. Tell me how the British will be able to protect its citizens from its government without having the teeth to make a legitimate threat. You aren’t even allowed to have weapons there, and your entire island is monitored by CCTV. The difference between the USA and Europe is that we are open about our mistakes and are unapologetic about them, whereas in your European countries like France and the UK, mistakes are brushed under the rug and hidden from scrutiny. Say what you want about your bellicose western neighbors, but when it comes down to it and you need to be rescued, the United States gets the job done. We dont have fancy cheeses or a Monarch to praise, we just have raw determination and hard working citizens. In reality, the only greater force on this planet than the United States military, is the United States citizenry. To quote you UKPride, “put that in your pipe and smoke it”.

      • Mortal Engines says:

        Listen america is great, but don’t insult britain. I am no british nationlist but come on britain ruled 3 quarters of the fucking world at one time. And also america is famously not open about their mistakes one word vietnam.
        ps columbine lol

  18. So far from accurate says:

    I’m sorry I meant to attribute the “put that in your pipe and smoke it” quote to Comeonthen, I want you to get your recognition.

  19. France=Gay says:

    LOL French military history

    The British Empire held sway over a population of about 458 million people, one-quarter of the world’s population and covered more than 13,000,000 square miles (33,670,000 km2): approximately a quarter of the Earth’s total land area!

    This mostly was taken from the French.

    WARS WON BY ENGLAND/UNITED KINGDOM AGAINST
    FRANCE:

    – Invasion of Normandy 1106 Normandy retaken after bouvines

    – Louis’ Wars against England 1109-35
    (Normandy is English Crown Possession)

    – Henry II’s Wars (1159-1184)

    – Richard ‘Lion heart’ War (1194 -1199)

    – Barons War (1215-17) France repelled after england is in it’s own civil war

    – Edwardian War (1337-1360) part of the old English Angevin empire recapped by England

    – War of Breton Succession (1341 and 1364) (Auray)

    – Portuguese Crisis War (1383-1385) (Aljubarrota)

    – 1st Lancastrian War (1415-1429) Henry VI crowned King of France as well as England!

    – Edward IV’s War 1475

    – Henry VII’s War (1489-92)

    – Italian War 1508-16

    – Italian War of 1521-1526

    – Italian war 1542-46

    – Italian war 1551-1559

    – War in Scotland 1560 (end of Auld Alliance)

    – Anglo French Colonial Wars 1613-54 (New England, Quebec, Acadia)

    – Williamite War 1689-91 (French evicted)

    – War of Augsburg League (Louis Acknowledges Protestant King of England & the right of Protestant succession)

    – Spanish Succession War (1702-1714) Marlborough unbeaten !

    – Queen Anne’s War (1702-1713)

    – Dummer’s War (New England 1721-1725)

    – Austrian Succession War (1740-1748) French recognised the British throne and expelled the Jacobites from France. France withdrew from the Netherlands in order to have some of its colonies returned

    – King George’s War 1744-48 (Louisborg taken)

    – First Carnatic War (1744-1748) Cuddalore held

    – Second Carnatic War (1748-1754) British East Inida Company wins

    – Third Carnatic War (1756-1763) India British not French

    – Seven Years War – Europe, Caribbean, seas (1756-63)

    – French & Indian War (1754-1763) New France surrenders

    – French Revolutionary War (1792 – 1803) Egypt, India, Ireland, Malta, Seas, French colonies

    – Napoleonic War 1804 – 1814 All of the seas, worldwide – ALL French colonies taken.

    – Continental System (1806-14)

    – The Peninsular War (1808-1814)

    – The war of the 6th coalition (1812-1814)

    – The war of the 7th coalition (1815)

    – Fashoda ‘War’ 1898 France stands down in fear

    – Vichy War 1940-44

    French invasions of British isles:

    1216 invasion of England by Louis VIII of France, during the? First Barons’ War FAILURE

    The 1386-7 French invasion was organised but was defeated off French coast & off Margate FAILURE

    1545 French invasion of the Isle of Wight on land & sea is defeated – FAILURE

    1549 French invasion of Jersey repulsed FAILURE

    1692 French invasion involving Jacobite Irish ends before it sails after the battles of Barflur & La Hogue – FAILURE

    1708 French invasion plan to land on Scotland but is defeated by George Byng FAILURE

    1744 planned French invasion of Britain as part of the Austrian War of Succession – FAILURE

    1745 French-backed Jacobite invasion of Britain led by Bonnie Prince Charlie FAILURE

    1759 planned French invasion halted by their naval defeat? to Britain at the Battle of Quiberon Bay – FAILURE

    The 1779 Armada executed by France-Spain during American Revolutionary War – FAILURE

    1780 French invasion of Jersey repulsed? FAILURE

    1796 Expédition d’Irlande FAILURE

    1798 Invason of Ireland FAILURE

    The 1797 French expedition to Wales that was extremely unsuccessful considered to be the last foreign invasion – FAILURE

    The 1803 – 1805 Napoleonic invasion of Britain defeated – FAILURE

    Hastings 1066. The mistaken belief that 1066 was a French victory leads to a Rule of French Warfare; ‘When incapable of any victory whatsoever – claim someone else’s’

    France lose … British win in the end…

    French colonies conquered by England:
    Calais, Gascony, both for 300 years. Normandy,
    England ruled 1/3 of France including Paris for 20 years!
    France was even an English Kingdom with a dual monarchy
    but also:
    Channel Islands
    India
    Nouvelle France (Canada)
    St. Kitts
    Dominica,
    Grenada,
    Saint Vincent and the Grenadines,
    Tobago
    Malta
    St. Lucia
    Seychelles
    Mauritius

    ……………………

    Even the Scandinavian Normans conquered half of France and ruled it until it was passed onto the English and the English fief rule in France as part of the Angevin empire.

    • Ian says:

      Limey fuck,
      You bastards are no better fighters than the French Get it? The only reason the British Empire was as large as it was is because of very shrewd and competent administration whereby you persuaded local chiefs and rulers to accept the Crown.

    • MyNameJeff says:

      Lol the French won 63 battles against the Brits. The Brits only won 60

  20. Cody says:

    The French are cowards? You say that because France surrendered in WWII or would not join us in our “beautifully executed” invasion of the middle east. Sure the French Government can’t fight. But the common people can fight as hard as the Russians. There were so many Resistance fighters that the Allies had to make them disposable pistols. Hell, my great grandfather went into France and saw a French man fighting the Nazis with a brick! You say the French are ungrateful? The Statue of Liberty was a gift from the French, there are countless monuments in France dedicated to it’s Allies. Ever heard of the Resistance? The French Revolution? Your the ungrateful one. Your a stereotypical uncultured bigot.

    • Mortal Engines says:

      You are kiding right the french resistance, did fuck all. The french didn’t affect the war of indepence, heres the list of countries that fought well in ww2. Oh and in the resistance didn’t “brillant” french general degaul flee to england

      great fighting countries
      Britain
      America
      Germany
      Poland
      Japan

      disgraceful countries
      Russia took credit for what their weather did
      France know worldwide as shit fighting

      To all Polish people why did your country ally with France

      • koki says:

        Cause we think they help us but they betray us and sold to Hitler. Like Jalta did by roosevelt. We think the best option was gave Gdansk to Hitler and help him to destroy USSR. We can save the Jews like Franco in Spain, and dont give up to germany occupation. Of course we dont want to invade france but support yes. But in that times poles hate germans and there is emotions in poiliticians of course we hate nazis too. But from this time perspective we should be more pragmatic and help Hitler not to help allies who sold us and now they judge us from help to nazis to killed the jews, and they sold us to USSR. They just betrayed us and yes the frogs are cowards after the antifrance revolution. Napoleon was corican not even French. Poles fight for Napoleon in many battles – Samosierra the big victory did by the 500 Poles. Prince Poniatowski was killed cause he covered the Bonaparte retread. We Poles give blood to France but they give us nothing. Even not to france to england too but they forgot about us.

      • Traveler says:

        You are sick and venamous dude.

        Suicide would be a solutiopn. Too much hatred in you. The suffering must be intense and the cancers caused by stress, coming soon.

      • Traveler says:

        Poles lay on their back when the Russians come and on their tummy when the Germans arrive.

      • Europe's a mess says:

        Traveler, it was cavalry vs. tanks. What’d you want them to do? Kamikaze with bombs and grenades? You French had the Maginot Line and that stopped nothing.

  21. Cody says:

    The irony is that France has actually won more battles and wars over the last six hundred years than any other country in Europe. Such as:

    Battle of Allia (387 BC)
    Battle of Gergovia (52 BC)
    Battle of Soissons (486)
    Battle of Tolbaic (496)
    Battle of Vouille (507)
    Battle of Tours (732)
    Battle of Pavia (773)
    Battle for Paris (885-6)
    Battle of Val-es-Dunes (1047)
    Battle of Hastings (1066)
    Battle of Dorylaeum (1097)
    Battle of Ascalon (1099)
    Battle of Montgisard (1177)
    Battle of Bouvines (1214)
    Battle of Morlaix (1342)
    Battle of Ardres (1351)
    Battle of Cocherel (1364)
    Battle of Montiel (1369)
    Battle of La Rochelle (1372)
    Battle of Chiset (1373)
    Battle of Roosebeke (1382)
    Battle of Bauge (1421)
    Siege of Orleans (1428-9)
    Battle of Jargeau (1429)
    Battle of Beaugency (1429)
    Battle of Patay (1429)
    Siege of Compiegne (1429)
    Battle of Gerbevoy (1435)
    Battle of Formigny (1450)
    Battle of Castillon (1453)
    Battle of Agnadello (1509)
    Battle of Marignano (1515)
    Battle of Ceresole (1544)
    Battle of Rocroi (1643)
    Battle of Nordlingen (1645)
    Battle of Lens (1648)
    Battle of Dunes (1658)
    Battle of Fleurus (1690)
    Battle of Beachy Head (1690)
    Battle of Landen (1693)
    Battle of Denain (1712)
    Battle of Fontenoy (1745)
    Battle of Roucoux (1746)
    Battle of Lauffeld (1747)
    Battle of Hastenbeck (1757)
    Battle of Carillon (1758)
    Battle of Yorktown (1781)
    Battle of the Chesapeake (1781)
    Battle of Valmy (1792)
    Battle of Fleurus (1794)
    Battle of Lodi (1796)
    Battle of Castiglione (1796)
    Battle of the Bridge of Arcole (1796)
    Battle of Diersheim (1797)
    Battle of Rivoli (1797)
    Battle of the Pyramids (1798)
    Battle of Mount Tabor (1799)
    Battle of Abukir (1799)
    Second Battle of Zurich (1799)
    Battle of Marengo (1800)
    Battle of Hohenlinden (1800)
    Battle of Austerlitz (1805)
    Battle of Jena (1806)
    Battle of Jena-Auerstedt (1806)
    Battle of Friedland (1807)
    Battle of Tudela (1808)
    Battle of Ucles (1809)
    Battle of Ciudad-Real (1809)
    Battle of Eckmuhl (1809)
    Battle of Wagram (1809)
    Battle of Medellin (1809)
    Battle of Ocana (1809)
    Battle of Smolensk (1812)
    Battle of Borodino (1812)
    Battle of Dresden (1813)
    Battle of Lutzen (1813)
    Battle of Vauchamps (1814)
    Battle of Ligny (1815)
    Battle of Trocadero (1823)
    Battle of Navarino (1827)
    Invasion of Algeria (1830)
    Battle of Balaclava (1854)
    Battle of Malakoff (1855)
    Battle of Solferino (1859)
    Battle of Foochow (1884)
    First Battle of the Marne (1914)
    Togoland (1914)
    Battle of Ypres (1914)
    Battle of Verdun (1916)
    Battle of Vimy Ridge (1917)
    Second Battle of the Marne (1918)
    Battle of Belleau Wood (1918)
    Battle of Chateau-Thierry (1918)
    Battle of Amiens (1918)
    Battle of Maysalun (1922)
    Battle of Koufra (1941)
    Battle of Normandy (1944)
    Operation Dragoon (1944)
    Operation Desert Storm (1991)
    Cote d’Ivoire (2003)

  22. Cody says:

    And another thing. If an army of Nazis armed to teeth came and invaded YOUR country unannounced and threatened YOUR family would you hide in your closet? Honestly France was right on the Nazi doorstep. It’s like walking next door.

  23. Kermit says:

    -In 20 years (WWI + WWII), 3 millions french soldiers died and 5 millions wounded…

    -The greatest army of the 20th century invaded our country…

    -USA saved the world during the WWII?…totally wrong…
    9 millions died during the WWII…THEY SAVED EUROPE AND PROBABLY THE WORLD!!!

    -You talk about France, but a lot of countries surrended during the WWII, why don’t you talk about it???

  24. Kermit says:

    EDIT
    9 millions russians soldiers died during the WWII…

  25. mathiew says:

    France ain’t cowards country.
    it’s really a stupid stereotype,
    American people are stupid and ignorant, they know nothing about other country history.
    France has a big military story.

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  28. RomanianSolider says:

    Me , as a Roumanian i dont feel that France was ever a big player.Yes we(Roumania) and France were BFF till end of WW2 when the Yanks agreed to let the Russians invade us and we had to live in cold , fear , darkness and hunger for almost 50years coz of that decision! I dont think the french are cowards but i think they dont have the will to keep the fighing going wtih all costs.I would give us as an example since we battle with 3 big empieres(Austrian , Russian and Ottoman empires) for hundreds of years and somehow in the end of 1918 we achived our greatest goal , unification all our teritories who were under foreign occupation , but that would be subjectiv.Lets look to the germans , they fighted till the last solider(kid?) in 1945 and they refused to surender , well thats iron will i think and i have all the admiration for that.Also i dont think the French have the excuse of not knowing what Hitler planned , how can you build an entire army and ur neigbour not now ? Thats just a lame and stupid excuse. I think the french were hoping that the Germans will only go east for small regions like Danzic in Poland and Czech Republic (coz of the sudaten germans). Also i dont think briths was any better in WW2 , they had the huge advantage over EU nations that they are an island and for the Wermacht to cross it would be a lil harder.So when coming to WW2 i think bouth France and England were cowards.
    I think we can all agree that USA with its huge industial power saved Europe with the help of the russian blood. I even remember a qout saying “We(americans) supply with equiptment , you(russians) supply with blood”
    Also if you ask me i think the world would had been way better if the Germans conquered Russia and made peace with USA.Just an opition , dont be too hateful.

  29. Rocky says:

    Here in The U.S….we are taught through our history that the French have been Cowards….and self centered people only looking ouy for themselves…and wiil betray any country to save their own skin.

  30. Rocky says:

    Now that I have visted france while in the miliyary, station in Germany, I know it first hand,,very rude and ungrateful people and arrogant….lol..the french.

  31. manuel says:

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  33. otto says:

    you’re stupid and indecent. France is one of the most glorious country and has the most victories in the world. It’s difficult to accept but it’s the true. my grand’father killed by nazis in 1943, please respect. He was not a coward. And if you want this kind of stupids things, during WW2, german told about american sodliers there were bad with great equipments. USA won japan war with atomic bomb.. it’s the only country to use it.. Vietnam ? lost. Irak ? korea ?Afgahistan ? lol. The only war they won is the american civil war… Oh I forgot indian. Sorry . They never won a war .

    • Europe's a mess says:

      You’re fucking ignorant. Let’s see, WWII,WWI, Korean War, etc. You name one we’ve fought in, we’ve won it with the exception of the Vietnam War.

  34. otto says:

    in Europe, portuguese is a beggar without glorious past.and american are too fat to be good soldiers. US Marines corps doesn’t want to make the legion etrangere’s stage because it’s too hard.. It’s the true
    AND JAREHEAD IS A FUCKIN MAN
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    • Europe's a mess says:

      The best fighting force France has is the French Foreign Legion, and French citizens aren’t even allowed to serve in it. Makes you wonder huh?

      • Otto says:

        LOL
        what stupid answer….. Of course french men can serve in Legion etrangere… Do you know french paratroopers ? And french commando Hubert ? it’s hard to admit but France has maybe thE most glorious military past in Europe and so, in the world….

  35. sharon says:

    The French language should be made illegal and the Channel tunnel filled in. They are the most arrogant, selfish, rude people I have ever come across all mouth and no action. “CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS”. End of.

    • Fuck you, you piece of stereotypical shit says:

      uneducated peasant…..

      • Guderian says:

        Actually, it was the Brits who ran away at Dunkerque. And of course the 1st Marine Div ran away at Guadalcanal, leaving it to the Army. And then the Marines ran away during the Vietnam war.

  36. otto says:

    To sharon… i Suppose you have a problem with frenchies.. in general, your women love french man. Everytime I spent my holidays in Europe, it’s the same.. British women love us .
    Maybe we are cowards but I know you’re jealous.. When I see Portuguesh or others and their military past.. LOL.. Y es frenchies are cowards !! look at french police RAID by example..The best in the world with légion etrangere and french paratroopers !
    youre ridiculous and jealous. Poor and stupid sharon..

    • Me says:

      I’m sorry but if french military is so mind blowingly amazing, they would be more than publicly announced they are, the fact they arent speaks big amounts, the fact the french legion is actually made up from multi nationalities and hardly any french other than french officers says it all, your posts just go to show the pitiful blind arrogance your all so renowned for. The only decent thing about your current military is your air force, which is very lacking compared to other nations though, mirage fighter jets are good but hardly the best.

    • sharon says:

      Poor deluded Otto……….. British women do not love you at all unless they are uneducated. Anyone with self respect would stay away from a Frenchman.

    • Tim says:

      The frenchies have always been cowards and pussies
      french Military History in a Nutshell
      Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
      Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare – “France’s armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen.”
      Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
      Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
      Thirty Years’ War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
      War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
      The Dutch War: Tied.
      War of the Augsburg League/King William’s War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
      War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
      American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as “de Gaulle Syndrome”, and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: “France only wins when America does most of the fighting”.
      French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
      The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
      The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France’s ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
      WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it’s like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn’t call her “Fraulein.” Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
      WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
      War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
      Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -“We can always beat the French.” This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
      War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.

    • tiffany says:

      Where is your légion while french citizens are being gunned down and a truck mowing down patriots of france?

  37. bob bonneau says:

    The French are German, a lot smarter than your relatives who died like the pigs they were – for France. What idiots, oh gee, a German pinko got them to do it.

  38. Otto says:

    and no, USA never win a war…. in WW1, , USA arrived in 1917/1918, at the end… The most terrible battle of this war won by France ! Remeber Verdun ! in the pacific, USA used two atomic bombs to fight japanese… Korean war is not a success.. and the vietnam… lol. You hate france, no problem, but this country has the most glorious past in the world.. Kolwezi, it’s not Cuba in 1961 LOL !!!!

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  40. Adrian says:

    french are traitors and cowards. Not helped poland despite the commitments in 1939. If they did they could win the war but chose to be cowards. you know why the Eiffel tower is so high? that Germany could easily see the white flag. French tanks have only one gear. you know what? ba
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    • MyNameJeff says:

      The fucking ignorance has returned…. The French military fought gallantly losing over 200,000 men in 1940. Almost as much as USA throughout the ENTIRE war

      • Tim says:

        The French have always been pussies and cowards
        french Military History in a Nutshell
        Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
        Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare – “France’s armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen.”
        Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
        Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
        Thirty Years’ War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
        War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
        The Dutch War: Tied.
        War of the Augsburg League/King William’s War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
        War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
        American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as “de Gaulle Syndrome”, and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: “France only wins when America does most of the fighting”.
        French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
        The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
        The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France’s ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
        WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it’s like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn’t call her “Fraulein.” Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
        WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
        War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
        Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -“We can always beat the French.” This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
        War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.

  41. RULIO says:

    Fermez vos gueules bande de connard raciste vous vous souciez du comportement d’un seul homme pour juger tout les français en les traitant de laches ? Dois je rappeler que les anglais on fait couler 2 navires français avec des centaines de marin dedans juste car les allemands aurez pu prendre ces bateaux et les américains qui ont bombardé la normandie.
    Vous savez j’admire les Américains ainsi que les Anglais c’est nos gouvernement qui sont laches pas nous.

  42. Joseph Downs says:

    wtf I cant believe such a terrible post this is.

  43. bloodaxe says:

    The only way America can win a war is with overwhelming force,forget stratagy and tactics. Is it true that the US military has the lowest collective i.q of any army in the world. If it wasn’t for the French the U.S would still be a British colony!

    • Tim says:

      French Military History in a Nutshell
      Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
      Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare – “France’s armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen.”
      Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
      Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
      Thirty Years’ War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
      War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
      The Dutch War: Tied.
      War of the Augsburg League/King William’s War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
      War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
      American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as “de Gaulle Syndrome”, and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: “France only wins when America does most of the fighting”.
      French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
      The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
      The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France’s ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
      WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it’s like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn’t call her “Fraulein.” Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
      WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
      War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
      Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -“We can always beat the French.” This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
      War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.

  44. Katharina Aaron says:

    We have to be mindful of stereotypes. If it is true that the US army was an invaluable help to the liberation of occupied France during WWII, France was also a powerful historical ally of not yet independent USA. And it would be tragically idealistic and naive to think that when a country help another in a war, it is purely because of ideological reasons or because they act out of friendliness. It is maybe sad but there are always economical and strategical motivators for each participant, and it was also true for the US during world war II. Nevertheless, US power was greatly needed during the war and France showed their appreciation after the liberation. But it was 70 years ago and the actual population of either France or the USA did not live during war time and even less fought. It would be unrealistic and arrogant to ask the French population to be eternally grateful to the USA for their help in a war which is not as vivid as it has been in the collective memory.
    And while studying the facts of WWII, it is easy to forget that France was greatly affected by the Great war. There had been a lot of casualties, soldiers and civilians, and a lot of infrastructure had been destroyed. After WWI, France was a traumatised country, leaning heavily toward pacifism. This explains the reluctance to enter war with Germany, a feeling shared in Europe, which, we know with hindsight, would lead to a shameful defeat and occupation. If it is true that the gouvernment and a part of the population cooperated with the NAZI, the large part of the French was neutral, just trying to feed and protect their kids. It does not excuse antisemite acts, but we can’t forget that a lot of French families endangered themselves to hide and help jewish people, children mainly.
    Finally, the French population can’t be judge only on their past. Actual French foreign policy show that the country is able to protect democracy in other countries, like in Mali. France has an important role as keeper of peace in Africa and has sent several times soldiers to help in the fight against religious extremism and terrorism. It is true that the French army could be qualified as ‘laughable’ compared to the US army, but we have to remember that France is the size of a US state. We can’t expect France and the USA to have an army of the same size. And finally, some wars which the French have refused to enter ( Iraq ) or in which they retired before the US ( Vietnam ) have shown to be disastrous for on an ethical, economical and strategical level and France’s choices, in these cases, have proved to be the smart ones.
    French are not better than the rest of the world population, but they do not deserve to be the victims of stereotypes based on lack of knowledge and formulated by narrow minds. It is easy to judge a whole country now, 70 years laters, especially when one did not go to war or do not have to chose between their family or their ideals.

    • Boum says:

      I so agree with you.

      • Francois says:

        je suis francais, et fier de l’etre. Peu de pays peuvent se vanter d’avoir un tel passe que la France. Mon grand-pere a ete fusille pendant la guerre a Toulouse par les “courageux” allemands, mon grand oncle tue en 1917 et mon pere a combattu en Algerie. Je ne te permet pas de dire que c’etait des laches. Napoleon a ecrase les allemands a Iena et nous les avons battus en 1918, alors qu’ils etaient une nation plus nombreuse et developpee. Dire que les francais sont laches , c’est comme dire que les americains sont de mauvais soldats – ce que l’on dit- et que les USA ne savent pas gagner de guerre.. Little big horn, deux bombes atomiques pour vaincre le japon, echec en Coree, echec au vietnam, echecs partout malgre la plus puissante armee..incapable de convertir une victoire militaire en succes. Quand aux anglais, a l’abri sur leur ile, sauves pzr les francais a dunkerque….Le lache, c’est celui qui comme toi se permet d’injurier un peuple derriere son ecran. Une pute.

  45. James Wallace says:

    French are cowards to cooperate with the nazis to round up and kill Jewish men women and children, nothing is so despicable. How could police sworn to protect do this.

  46. Benoist Griment says:

    Sure, french stayed home during the american independance war…

  47. Hahaha ur pathetic says:

    I am so disgusted by what you’re saying. I can’t believe people have the guts to insult a country like that. Who are you? Who are you on this planet? Yes that’s right just a little human amongst billions of others. Ignorant people like you should get an education and stop saying horrible stuff like that behind a screen. If anyone YOU are the coward. Plus how dare you say “WE saved YOUR asses twice”. Seriously were you there at the time of ww2? NO! So you did not “save” our asses. Yes I am French and no I am not particularly proud of being one. I’m grateful for what this country provided me. Such as an identity, history and oh so delicious food. Who cares about eating frogs or snails or whatever. I’m half French half Chinese and so fucking tired of people insulting me because I apparently eat dogs,cats and am a coward. This is called difference and not weirdness or inhuman. Just because humans are all different ( and thank god for that because who would want to be like your sorry ass bitch) doesn’t mean they are weird or horrible or cowards. So go get some education, some brain and a personality. Fuck you.
    Goodbye

  48. Tim says:

    The French have a 1000 year history of being cowards during war.
    ench Military History in a Nutshell
    Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
    Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare – “France’s armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen.”
    Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
    Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
    Thirty Years’ War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
    War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
    The Dutch War: Tied.
    War of the Augsburg League/King William’s War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
    War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
    American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as “de Gaulle Syndrome”, and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: “France only wins when America does most of the fighting”.
    French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
    The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
    The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France’s ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
    WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it’s like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn’t call her “Fraulein.” Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
    WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
    War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
    Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -“We can always beat the French.” This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
    War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.

    • Ruben says:

      translate by yourself : « Il y eut 53 conflits majeurs en Europe. La France aura été un belligérant dans 49 d’entre eux, et le Royaume-Uni dans 43. Parmi les 185 batailles que la France a livrées au cours des 800 dernières années, ses armées auront gagné 132 d’entre elles, et en auront perdu 43, ne laissant que 10 batailles indécises. Donnant ainsi aux militaires français le record de victoires en Europe. »[2]

      Cet article est la synthèse des historiques de l’armée de terre française (terre), de l’armée de l’air française (air), de la marine française (mer) et de la Gendarmerie nationale qui composent les forces armées françaises.

  49. tiffany says:

    Wow, I guess the author is right. The refugees are ploughing their way through Europe and the french (I wish I had a lower than lower case f) are spreading their legs to get F$ckd.

  50. Ruben says:

    america did all the fight ? I don’t think so. It was not only america, french have the most deads in ww1 before russian an the american had not an important role to play in this war and in the ww2 the french people did not only colaborate with the enemy, there were the ” resistance ” all over the country and even if you colaborate with the nazis i think that : ” talk or i kill all your familly ” is a good excuse. Then you the USA known also as : the powerfull army in the world can’t defeat one nation alone : ww1, ww2, irak, or vietnam for exemple. It is easy to say that french can’t won a war but french and other country had war in THERE territory not like the United-States. But after all this i think that the question is not : are french people cowards ? But why war is so important because now we , all countries , are united and the world is not a question about war and death but about love and Life. USA and France are two countries very different but they claim to be the country of freedom.

  51. fuckanglo says:

    FUCK YOU NIGGER YOUR CHILDREN ARE RAPED BY THE PAKIS EVERYTIME A PAKI RAPE YOUR CHILDREN I HAVE AN ORGASM SAME GOES FOR GERMANY YOUR WOMEN ARE THE WHORES OF THE SANDNIGGERS AND YOU CAN DO NOTHING WE FRENCH PERSONALLY USED OUR NEGRO SOLDIERS TO RAPE YOUR WOMEN WE ALSO DID IT WITH ITALY.

    AND FINALLY AMERICA YOURE THE ULTIMATE COWARDS YOUR ELECTED TWICE A MUSLIM NIGGER PRESIDENT I HOPE MORE OF YOU DIE AND ARE RAPED, ANYWAY YOU’RE 60% WHITE AND STILL DECREASING ENJOY YOU EXTINCTION NIGGERS

    PS : I RAPED TWO AMERICANS IN FRONT OF THEIR BOYFRIENDS IT WAS PRETTY GREAT

    GREETINGS FROM FRANCE 🙂

  52. fuckanglo says:

    FUCK YOU NIGGER YOUR CHILDREN ARE RAPED BY THE PAKIS

    EVERYTIME A PAKI RAPE YOUR CHILDREN I HAVE AN ORGASM SAME GOES FOR GERMANY YOUR WOMEN ARE THE WHORES OF THE SANDNIGGERS AND YOU CAN DO NOTHING WE FRENCH PERSONALLY USED OUR NEGRO SOLDIERS TO RAPE YOUR WOMEN WE ALSO DID IT WITH ITALY.

    AND FINALLY AMERICA YOURE THE ULTIMATE COWARDS YOUR ELECTED TWICE A MUSLIM NIGGER PRESIDENT I HOPE MORE OF YOU DIE AND ARE RAPED, ANYWAY YOU’RE 60% WHITE AND STILL DECREASING ENJOY YOU EXTINCTION NIGGERS

    PS : I RAPED TWO AMERICANS IN FRONT OF THEIR BOYFRIENDS IT WAS PRETTY GREAT

    GREETINGS FROM FRANCE 🙂

    • Tom Williams says:

      The French are niggers for the niggers. The French need a foreign legion to take care of them because the average Frenchman is to weak to fight. Hitler took France without a shot fired. The stupid French have hitler their country. They bent over with their pants down to let hitler fuck them in their gay French ass holes. The French have a 1000 year history of running and being cowards. Remember diem bien Phu. Now the Muslims are taking over France now. Nobody going to save their sorry ass this time. Soon France will be part of Eurabia

    • Tom Williams says:

      French Military History in a Nutshell
      Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
      Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare – “France’s armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen.”
      Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
      Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
      Thirty Years’ War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
      War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
      The Dutch War: Tied.
      War of the Augsburg League/King William’s War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
      War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
      American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as “de Gaulle Syndrome”, and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: “France only wins when America does most of the fighting”.
      French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
      The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
      The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France’s ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
      WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it’s like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn’t call her “Fraulein.” Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
      WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
      War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
      Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -“We can always beat the French.” This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
      War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.

      • Ruben says:

        France wins more war than any other countries in the world , because france is the most powerfull countrie in culture and war technologie , she is the mother of the occidental culture and ideologie and the father of war.
        France wins more battle than the us and england (because france create england in 1066) and still wining some (mali) the us army is to weak to beat unarmed armies (vietnam and irak) with your stupid bush.

  53. fuckanglo says:

    FUCK YOU NIGGER

    YOUR CHILDREN ARE RAPED BY THE PAKIS EVERYTIME A PAKI RAPE YOUR CHILDREN I HAVE AN ORGASM SAME GOES FOR GERMANY YOUR WOMEN ARE THE WHORES OF THE SANDNIGGERS AND YOU CAN DO NOTHING WE FRENCH PERSONALLY USED OUR NEGRO SOLDIERS TO RAPE YOUR WOMEN WE ALSO DID IT WITH ITALY.

    AND FINALLY AMERICA YOURE THE ULTIMATE COWARDS YOUR ELECTED TWICE A MUSLIM NIGGER PRESIDENT I HOPE MORE OF YOU DIE AND ARE RAPED, ANYWAY YOU’RE 60% WHITE AND STILL DECREASING ENJOY YOU EXTINCTION NIGGERS

    PS : I RAPED TWO AMERICANS IN FRONT OF THEIR BOYFRIENDS IT WAS PRETTY GREAT

    GREETINGS FROM FRANCE 🙂

  54. Tony says:

    France isnt a nation of cowards!!! They fought. Let;s see. Vietnam, Algeria, Haiti, Mexico, Germany a million times, the Duke of Welington at Waterloo, Lord Nelson in Egypt, etc etc all put a foot up France’s rear end. How do you get a French waiter’s attention? Speak German.

  55. francois says:

    Sorry, but France is first in military victories…

    British historian Basil Henry Liddell Hart said: “the most successful military nation : the french”.

    HISTORY

    Which country is the most successful military power in European history? FRANCE
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/qi/8080884/Quite-Interesting-the-QI-cabinet-of-curiosity.html

  56. Thank from Jimmie Biebel

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